Today is a great day! A day of remembrance! Exactly one year ago at 10:45 a.m. I successfully detonated 5 pounds of Pyrodex Black Powder in my cute face, it was an accident, and to be quite honest, was a great acne treatment (although not recommended by certified cosmetologists). And so in loving memory of my eyebrows, I have dedicated this day to be a day of eating good food. “They can take my eyebrows!!! They can take my facial skin!!! But they shall never take my holiday spirit!!”
Anyways. Thanks for reading, and have a good thanksgiving!