Rules Their Mother Never Told Them They Needed to Make

  1. “Don’t stick your hand in the peanut butter.”
  2. “Don’t head-butt your mother.”
  3. “We don’t pick babies up by their heads.”
  4. “Don’t lick your cousin’s tongue.”
  5. “Don’t throw blocks at the window.”


The grandbabies are here today, and these are all statements I have heard today.   I am pretty sure that we have also needed at least rules 2, 3, and 5.   We had to add no sling-shotting objects into the window, too.

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