Author Archives: Headmistress

words of wisdom recently spoken in this common room

Do not shoot the dart gun at the ceiling fan. Gentlemen do not shoot rubber-bands at their sisters’ bottoms. In order for things to work, they must be plugged in.

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The Common-Room, a description

In order to preserve a sense of history and togetherness within our students, we live in a living history museum of our own making. Toward that end, no more than one antique toilet is necessary in our 9 person household. This promotes a sense of bonding during tooth-brushing and Standing In Line. Guests, of course, […]

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The Firstyears

Our First Years are two sprites known sometimes as Whose-its and Whats-its, and other times as the First Year Boy and First Year Girl (FYB and FYG). They shall not be posting if we can keep them from the computer, and we do intend to do that a few years longer.A blog is a somewhat […]

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The Head Girl

The Head Girl is a college student who claims to be Practically Perfect in Every Way and miles behind in her homework. We don’t understand how she can be both perfect and keep her homework miles away. Now that we think of it, we don’t understand why she makes her homework remain at a distance […]

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Jennyanydots

The next common-room member is our dear Jennyanydots. She keeps us all in order, finds things lost, comforts those who need comforting, and handles all the artsy-craftsy departments. We tear things. She sews them. We lose things. She finds them. We break things. She fixes them. We buy things that need to be put together […]

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