Microwave about half of a 15 oz jar of cheese dip
Add in a can of tuna, a generous dollop of ranch dressing and a healthy spoonful of pickle relish. Add some mustard, minced onion or diced green onions if desired. Garlic is the Little Black Dress of the snack world.
Dip your chips straight into the jar if you like. I won’t tell.
I won’t tell who served this abomination, either, but don’t mock it ’til you’ve tried it, preferably with an ice cold Dr. Pepper.