Failure to communicate

Me, handing out a variety of candy to neighborhood boy and using my very limited Visaya. I am translating our conversation to English here:
Boy: Two, please
Me: One.
Boy: Two, please.
Me: One.
Boy: Two.
Me: One.
Boy: Two?
Me, staring in perplexity at this persistant child: 😞

Suddenly, light dawns.
Me, jaw dropping in embarrassment as I suddenly realize I have NOT been saying ‘one,’ (usa, sounds like oosa), I have been saying ‘what?’ (Unsa,  sounds like oonsa): 😰
Me to child: 🍬🍬🍬🍭🍭🍭

So,  all that conversation was the child saying duha (two) and me saying, “No.  What?”  And the poor kid answering my ‘what?’

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  1. Lisa Beth W.
    Posted July 15, 2017 at 8:05 pm | Permalink

    I’m sorry, but that was very funny to me! 😉

    • Headmistress
      Posted July 16, 2017 at 1:25 am | Permalink

      Oh, I think it’s funny, too, and since I realized the mistake I was making before he left, I was able to fix it.

  2. Lisa Beth W.
    Posted July 16, 2017 at 7:34 pm | Permalink

    Yes, I’m sure you’re glad you got it then instead of at 10:00 pm, perhaps, lying in bed and reviewing the day and then you have a **light bulb** moment when you can’t do anything about it anymore.

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